Tom Keane

[Tom Keane @keane_tk]

@northernassist 17.13 from MCO to LIV showing as on time. Then delay with no communication...due to earlier incident. Then over half an hour late. What is the point of the boards and info if it just updates when the train comes in. No communication at station either

[Tom Keane @keane_tk]

@RobertJenrick @Telegraph =⁠_⁠=

[Tom Keane @keane_tk]

@withplum hi, I can't seem to open app? Auto crashes as soon as I open it. Was using fine yesterday, just started today! Any suggestions? Thanks!

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

Well I, for one, am glad the Tory barristers and solicitors in ministerial posts only represented *good* people - and never the bad - during their years in courts and tribunals.

Perhaps they could all confirm?

And - because they can’t confirm that - maybe they could speak up?

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

The Traitors having no clue what’s going on

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Alan Bennett goes through the members of the Wu Tang Clan.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

On the 6th October 2023 I shared a link on X to a Mail Online article entitled ‘Militant union leader at the heart of doctors strikes is a Labour activist who boasted of charging the NHS for a strike cover shift. I accept that my words were misleading as the subject in question Dr Tom Dolphin was not on strike on the date of the shift in question but was simply covering a shift as a consultant for junior doctors who were on strike on 11th August 2023. I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to Dr Dolphin for any distress upset caused. I will also like to add that I understand that Dr Dolphin actually donated his pay for the covered shift which I believe was £1870 to the BMA strike fund and whilst I do not agree with the strikes I want to go on the record to say that I think it is a very unselfish act on the part of Dr Dolphin to put his money into something he strongly believes in. I will make the same contribution to compensate the upset I may have caused Dr Dolphin. Please Repost.

[Grace @graceyldn]

We’re at a funeral today and my mum turned to me and said, “when I go I bet you use that photo of me in Lidl.”

[Hilary @Hilary_W]

....lying naked on the floor

[Tom Keane @keane_tk]

@NMBCo Amazing, thanks 👍

[Tom Keane @keane_tk]

@NMBCo Hi do you have anyone doing food at the Leeds refectory at the moment please? Looking to visit on Saturday. Cheers!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[wint @dril]

i think i might be a "Chav"

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

If anyone knows of any pro bono lawyers in shropshire who'd be willing to help out with my "did the hospital accidentally mix up my mum's body and cremate the wrong person" problem, I'd be very grateful 🙏

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

the story so far:

Pincher
Tractorgate
Owen Paterson
Greensill Capital
Partygate
Mustique
the £800,000 loan
wallpapergate
Lebedev peerage
Warburton
secret hampers
the £150k treehouse
Zahawi tax
Williamson bullying
Imran Ahmad Khan
Raab bullying
Patel bullying
illegal prorogation

[FY23 🩺 @EmergencyMedDr]

Harrowing words from a senior emergency medicine doctor showing the despair at not being able to provide the level of care every doctor hopes to for their patients. Every doctor, nurse & HCW can empathise with this right now.

Shared w/ permission. Pls RT to get this out there.

[Mr. Showbiz OBE @joe_bish]

i know i say this a lot, but i really do think this is one of the worst things i’ve ever seen in my entire life