Goodbye

[Stacey @skittle624]

Life is short. Buy the concert tickets.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ghosting: because I’d rather look like an asshole than let you slowly find out that I suck.

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@TamiDaBushPilot I read it...on the way by...kept goin'...zebra...Debra...Debra...zebra.
2 tweets later, I came back. Lol

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@LtJoeKenda Joe, Dude! Bad for us, Great for you! Enjoy your retirement. You owned everything around you on ID for years. Colorado Springs was better off with you taking care of them. Stay cool!

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@KatMcSnatch I regret letting Hyde take the blame for destroying Christine del Bueno's shoe box diorama in the 2nd grade and accusing him of stealing my Candyland stash was a bad call.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

People make time for what matters.

People also make up all sorts of excuses in their heads when someone doesn’t make time for them.

Some people are assholes and some are idiots.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

If you ignore me, I assume you hate me and I'll never bother you again.

[Tony @tsm560]

You can’t ignore someone who doesn’t want to talk to you

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@jazz_inmypants The fact that you see a flash of lightning and hear the crack of thunder at the same drives me nuts. I always start counting to see how far away the storm is. Unless they just got struck there's always some delay.

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

What am I doing here?
10. Do what you are doing. Nothing will change. Days run together. There are little peaks. There will be valleys. The people you see are better off with you in their life.

Righty tighty, leftie loosey
If it makes you fart, don't eat it
It's all good.

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@WTFFacts I'll take "Two words that don't belong in the same sentence" for 2000 Alex

What is cervix and fire?

You are correct

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@stinaschriver Ravish Crier Snitch has a nice ring to it.
Yours Truly,
Crash Naked
(anagrammaticlly speaking)

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@wowser49 @GolfClashGame Thanks for the tip. Like life, we play the course and not each other. My clan thanks you as well.

[Goodbye @KearnsChad]

@ChltNikki @annaleemedia @TheStruts Never too old 😉 I'm 52 and counting the days until the show. 🤘😎🤘