Martyn Keates

Accountant, Part-time Finance Director, circuit lecturer

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

@HMRCcustomers why is a tax refund requested on 16 February and acknowledged by HMR&C still not paid to a client?

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbcfootball thought Forest would fade after the 1st half, credit to them for being fantastic opposition

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#bbcfootball Montymadman and Mr Beck how deluded are you? Clearly dragged his foot into Becker's arm

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbcfootball England celebrate 2 clean sheets and Scotland celebrate 2 games without a goal!!!! At least England will get through to the next round. Great to see the young players but we need experience in midfield, Henderson for Rice will be a game changer

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbccricket is Devon Conway the first cricketer to play against England with 2 UK place names?

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#chessington #unionjack
Chessington World of Adventure - you're flying the Union Jack upside down

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbcfootball 12:35 perhaps #LFC get more sympathy because their spend on defence is less than 10 nations

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

does anyone what this caterpillar is?

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

@bt_uk 4 days without broadband, 5 promises of the complaint manager to call me back and nothing!!! Why are you so incompetent?????

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbcfootball bizarre season, winning the league at both earliest (matches) and latest (date) times in a season with possibly the most points and 100% home record - still doesn't compensate for 30 years

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbcathletics #bandq B&Q Farnborough have supported the challenge. Their queue at 9.45 appeared to be 2.6 miles!!!!

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

@executivehelp1 is that Janet behind the wheel?

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

beware the #McDonalds Gatwick airport scam. False information from staff results in parking fines

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#bbccricket @ECB_cricket @CricketAus no sympathy, they chose to bat first (snigger)

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@piersmorgan my wife sent me a photo from Ascot today posing with her friends and you looking like a character from Thomas the Tank. Are you more highly rated than @WillGreenwood @GregRutherford or Dame Katherine Grainger as I've been photographed with each of them?

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

had a great afternoon @FarnhamRugby on Friday. @willgreenwood fantastic speaker and great stories.

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

@TalkingMoneyHQ Thanks Catherine, always happy to help! I only wish todays new client had come in 12 months ago as it's cost him £10k in bad advice 🤔

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

the end of March is the end of May #TheresaMay #Brexit

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

up and running with #MTD almost all clients onboarded however there's still time for us to help you

[Martyn Keates @keatesandco]

#diy #bandq Verve what a nerve! only 5 seeds in your cucumber packets when it should be 12. Can't you count?