Mick Keating

Scouser, Huyton, Live in Brisbane, Ex Everton FC Academy development coach. UEFA Pro licensed Coach 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✈️🇦🇺

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@RatherbeRed6 They all shit the bed when it mattered

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@talkSPORT Get this helmet of our screens and radio! Absolute Dickhead

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@TOFFEEBLUECAST Be patient mate it’s Everton remember 😅

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Come on mate, act your age. Jealousy isn’t the way, it’s hard being a professional coach at times especially with the jealous ones who’ve either never tried it or got found out.. sleep well, and remember… be better not bitter

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift You were just arguing with yourself mate, sorry if you thought I was arguing back I’m just here to have a laugh! Cheers for the afternoon banter tho🍻… god loves a trier 😉

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Ahhh don’t worry fella, just join the rest that have failed when taking me on, you’re not alone but hopefully you’ll learn from it and I’m here for you if you need any tips 😉

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Aww thanks for calling me a young un! I know I look great for 44 like. I feel sorry for people like you, coming across like a bitter, overweight middle aged mess, keep you chins up mate you’ll get there… when you’re struggling, just think “what would Shilton do here” 🤔

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I know it’s hard mate, but sometimes you’ve gotta embrace the truth… stop lying to yourself, Pete’s hands were never safe especially around you, just admit it, it’s never too late

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Who mentioned beer? You need to lay off it and sniffing glue you little weirdo. Being touched by your dad Shilton has messed you up. Now stick to Subbuteo you clueless virgin

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Called me out? 🤣.. I’ve lived in Oz for 10 years mate!.. I just agreed Shilton was shite and you’ve had a right nibble it’s fuckin hilarious and the fact you’re on about IQ makes it even funnier you spaz

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Don’t wake up to a view like this with no intelligence fella 😮‍💨.. watch some Shilton vids before bed and hopefully you wake up knowing he was shocking like everyone else

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Hahaaaa what you can’t make up is that you’ve stayed awake til 3:30am fuming coz Shilton was shite 🤣… he deffo gave you your first tug with his Sondico goalie gloves on that’s why you love him 😂😂.. now get to bed you little pathetic helmet

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Mate you’re from Leicester of course you’re a tramp, just stating the obvious, a bit like how obvious it is that Shilton was shite 🤣

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I’ve said it since I was a kid, it wasn’t hard to notice Shilton was shite, all you had to do was watch him you tramp… funny how I’ve got a UEFA Pro Licence but haven’t got a clue, funny you mate 🤣

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@YerMa1234701 @BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I know, but still wasn’t hard to be better than Shilton coz he was fuckin terrible

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift We’ve all got eyes lad, he was fuckin shite, an absolute cardboard cutout and all the evidence is there for us all to see. Fuckin Ballon bellend you 🤣

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@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Shilton? Fuckin anyone else available, open your eyes and look how shite he was it’s embarrassing! Chris woods should’ve played Italia 90 I doubt he’d have got lobbed on his line

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@grandoldteam @GKPaulRobinson Pickford fucked it end of, it happens, get over it

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