Keaton

You know what’s a funny word? Pipsqueak.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

With as many questions that I have to answer at the gas pump, im just waiting for there to be a survey at the end. I mean, can’t we make like Pac-Man happen or something?

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@TomThumb_Stores

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This #starbucks at the #tomthumb ...oof

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I used to be a fan of boats, but that ship has sailed...

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It must be really hard to be a Fox News anchor with Trump as president. Literally every report is either saying something never happened or blaming it on any of the previous democratic presidents. Sorry for your sad jobs. I hope they find happiness.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

@Pwnawegraphy @JoeBiden @Alyssa_Milano Then whose fault is it? Captain goes down the ship.

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@Jillie_Alexis @JoeBiden Remember when we got the virus and he said it was a hoax and played golf? I doubt anyone else would let that happen.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

@bradleybamforth @JoeBiden There’s no way it could be any worse

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@JaskSeer @Styx666Official @JoeBiden You see the uptick on that last part, right?

[Keaton @keatonh92]

@paleb12345 @EliTheAverage @Styx666Official @JoeBiden He also just told all of them to “toughen up” and even made a platform saying that wearing a mask is a form of apoosing his candidacy. So it is definitely his fault. Let’s not forget he’s a leader, so he needs to learn to take other people’s shit.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

@Ryan7Rosen @Styx666Official @MythosArcane @JoeBiden This is false and inaccurate.

[Scapper @realscapper]

@dvillella @realDonaldTrump @JesseBWatters Now that Donny lead the way, they will all follow suit with masks.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

@bennyjohnson @realDonaldTrump @JesseBWatters Yeah, well none of those previous presidents literally left their country to suffer and then cut funding to help a deadly virus.

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@drdavidsamadi @realDonaldTrump But it’s okay to sacrifice the teachers live’s?

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@brittniders @AmericanAir Oh god! I’m flying with them this weekend!

[Keaton @keatonh92]

I had a nightmare about an earthquake last night.
I woke up trembling....

[Keaton @keatonh92]

And just like that, Face ID all of the sudden stop working! 😳😷😳😷😳😷

Just kidding. But really folks, wear your face masks out in public. No one wants to get yo nasty germs on the.

[Keaton @keatonh92]

Did you hear about the monkeys that shared an Amazon account?

Now they’re Prime mates.

🐒

[Keaton @keatonh92]

I feel for all the parents of middle school and high school band students. On my walk I heard a sad trombone, a saxophone that sounded like it was arguing with a dog, and drum set that seemed like a car was running over it and reversing.

You got this!

#marchingband #bandgeek

[Keaton @keatonh92]

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