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[KL @keatonlaing]

@HAROLDBOURGEO10 @HC_WJC You’re cover photo is an embarrassment. Yikes.

[KL @keatonlaing]

Yeah good jobs caps but seriously, can kuznestov get a new goal celebration? He does the same thing every time lmao

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Imagine what the sharks are thinking. Its like getting to Vegas on a Friday, you get a little buzzed in the hotel room. Throw on a Hugo boss v neck. You hit the blackjack table and sit down with the fellas. Then, the dealer just punches you right in the fucking face for no reason

[KL @keatonlaing]

You’re not in trouble until you lose at home https://t.co/AUt08ZGy72

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

Woke up this morning and asked the boys: Did they win 4 yet?
Everyone said “no they have not”
WELL THEN, ITS NOT FUCKING OVER!
Work hard, play our game and the results will come.
If you’re giving up on the boys now, you’re not a real fan! We’ve only lost two. Bottom line

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

#FreeMattMartin

[KL @keatonlaing]

@MapleLeafs game 3... Komarov 🚫 Martin ✅. Let’s get some boys who aren’t scared to hit ya know

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

Just chilling with my man Jake “the mistake” Gards. Brought him a map of the defensive zone cause he always looks lost over there. Either way, should be a good tilt in our alternate home arena that the sens rent from us.

[KL @keatonlaing]

@NoahBeeney Ya beeney, im sure you willl. I hope I'm that person

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Isn't the NHL Allstar game in Florida? Why not just get @KodakBlack1k to perform. This kid might be on molly and lean at the same time but honestly who cares. Let not act like Kid Rock isn't doing blow 5 nights a week at a bowling alley. The NHL is asking to get their ass kicked.

[KL @keatonlaing]

What's up everyone. This has been a long time coming but I figured… https://t.co/EBEyY3j5Er

[KL @keatonlaing]

@AM34 lets get it. 10 goals tonight.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

You know what I want for Christmas santa you cookie munching son of a bitch, is Adam McQuaid back on that god damn ice blockin 150 MPH clap bombs with his face. Listen, I think Paul Postmates and those guys have been solid filling in, but 2018 is ready for Darth Quaider. Let’s go

[KL @keatonlaing]

Yo @AM34 get back in the lineup pls.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Applebee’s comes out of NOWHERE and is selling $1 long island ice teas for all of December. Even though their wings taste like bong water I’m ok with this. Just a slap in the face to Arby’s too. Folks get a towel it’s gonna be spring break in December at your local Applebee’s.

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

Pretty sure Kris Russell saw Kadri’s ‘43’ and thought it was ‘34’. You can literally see him shitting his pants like “holy fuck Papi is behind me, I might as well score before he does” Someone put this guy on suicide watch. 3-0 lifetime vs McFuckboy

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

That���s why I’m here.. to give updates. Basically, till someone from the front office shows up with a dump truck full of money, I’m not playing. I can’t continue to play like a King but be paid like a fucking Pawn. I need more cash for this lavish lifestyle. https://t.co/XAkyUtm7s0

[KL @keatonlaing]

@merkirhayden https://t.co/7d7B4SEUxN

[beeney @beeney]

A gr8 piece of advise given to me by one of my 1st yr profs: sleep more than you study, study more than you party, party as much as you can

[beeney @beeney]

I never thought I would ever be excited to go back to school

[KL @keatonlaing]

I'd like to see Conor McGregor beat Floyd Mayweather. Cast your vote now! #MayMac365 https://t.co/UhVCsBklMw