Mike

Pro Nuance

[Mike @keats33]

@LaJethroJenkins Russ is my QB and I’ll fight for him 365 days a year but there’s no chance he was even aware of this song before the costume got brought up. He’s out here listening to The Temptations Greatest Hits on repeat and I love him for it.

[Mike @keats33]

@hthieblot StumbleUpon

[Mike @keats33]

@Floridagirl0850 My neighborhood rents out dozens of dumpsters every year on Mother’s Day weekend as a free service and it’s now clicking for me

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I look forward to future generations watching this clip in order to get some sense of how proudly stupid the self-proclaimed Great Men of our time actually were

[Mike @keats33]

Finish out the redemption arc. Go Hawks!

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

You do start to appreciate why Lenin and Stalin just shot everybody.

[Mike @keats33]

@NFLosophy They’re busy wearing ICE badges.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Oregon Nazis looking for the
Football Ark of the Covenant

🤝

Getting fucked
up by Indiana

[Mike @keats33]

Our government is shut down but we’re doing our best to make sure there’s isn’t. QQ: Who owns that debt we just paid off?

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.

Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.

[Mike @keats33]

@bayraktar_1love Big L for the boys @timbutterly

[Mike @keats33]

@ParmaJawnCheese @tdubbzholla Really unnecessary emphasis on the head part of club head sleeve.

[Mike @keats33]

@timbutterly More of that healthcare we’ve supposedly been paying for

[Regi Fontana @FontanaRegi]

If there is ever a revival screening of The Postman near me, I'm going to stand up in the cinema and cheer when Costner says this line. And I'll probably be the only person in the cinema, so it won't be embarrassing.

[Mike @keats33]

@wally_meg They’re trying to pull an even more inept Weekend at Bernie’s to sell off their stocks. But it’s a Federal holiday weekend so markets are closed even longer.

[Mike @keats33]

@TradWife2049

[Mike @keats33]

@TheNebraskaChck @DerekNeverFails @elonmusk 👏👏👏

[Mike @keats33]

Violently hungover on the biggest travel day of my known existence. Still got it, folks.

[Mike @keats33]

@MissSassbox @mikerainey82

[Mike @keats33]

@NFLosophy Thought I saw 44 mil vs 4.6 mil for total contract value

[Mike @keats33]

@TheWapplehouse My guy

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.