Keaty Gross

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@coffeecraftcode Online application is perfect, we'll be on the lookout for it!

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@flavorjones Whaaaaaaat?? Not okay!

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

The pee tape is such a great MacGuffin—everywhere and nowhere, pursued and scorned, coveted by the great and the good and striking fear into the hearts of the wretched, though none can predict its actual value.

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

The doorbell rang. Estelle groaned. Not another one, she prayed; but it was her sixtieth birthday and that's how it worked.
She opened the door a crack. A small toffee-colored Persian sat on the porch, blinking in confusion. Its collar said KARL. He'd been nice. https://t.co/3R7JQXWf8l

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

6) to generalize grossly for a sec, what I hear over and over from men is “I’m just really sick of reporting to a chain of all white dudes”.

And I hear from women ... much less. They’re relieved not to have to eat sleep breathe diversity all the time.. they can just *be*.

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

Listened to the news every morning this week, thinking: https://t.co/lImWNXIRZh

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

I love this whole thread. @sarahjeong is good at words. https://t.co/Vg5Azk8dts

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

Blockchain is an elaborate work-around for a *very specific problem*: verifying irreversible transfers of value without a centralized authority. In other words, it's a computationally burdensome way to hate the government.

[the_simian @5imian]

"AWS is down"
I looked to my coworker who was now tracing tribal glyphs on his face with a sharpie.
"The machine is broken'. he mused. "We must begin anew".
Now fashioning a crude spear with tape and a plastic butter knife,
"We will live off the land. We will find a better life."

[Justin Mezzell @JustinMezzell]

I recommend coding if you enjoy aggressively alternating between feeling like the dumbest and the smartest person alive.

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@jrmintsforme https://t.co/HGqXG9GhyV

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@pam_yam the badass zine-artist I was thinking of https://t.co/k5qnFNr8Zt

[justkelly.bsky.social @UrFriendKelly]

For anyone who doesn't think inclusion in the software industry is an issue, consider that "master"/"slave" is still common terminology in tons of tools and infrastructure.

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@lakamsani Thanks for your interest! I’m no longer working on CF, but if you reach out to the team on Slack @ https://t.co/sE1YosTZxv they’ll be happy to help

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Obvious lies serve a purpose for an administration. They watch who challenges them and who loyally repeats them. The people must watch, too.

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

how to be a wizard programmer

[Keaty Gross @keatycodes]

@caseywest when I'm not drinking I go for kombucha

[Anthony Frasier @AnthonyFrasier]

Let's read about Jerry Lawson who invented the video game cartridge https://t.co/5pACr4IEOV