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[devilette @deviIette]

Americans for the love of christ: Democrats arent going to save you. Go throw a Molotov cocktail.

[Keatzi Gunmoney @Keatzi]

@zacharymhansa Awkward theme

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

People don’t want careers, people want to spend all day playing the cult 1990s dinosaur fighting game Primal Rage

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

What do kids on the playground argue about during recess now? Back in my day, half the arguments were about who would win in a real fight between Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Chuck Norris

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

what were the 90s like? every time you went out you got separated from your friends for at least an hour and there was always a guy with a snake for some reason

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

Starting a band, I’m not quite sure what we’re gonna sound like but we’re only going to listen to the albums ‘Monster’ by REM, ‘Blue Lines’ by Massive Attack, and Sade’s Greatest Hits and see what happens. We’re named Couch Dealership

[Keatzi Gunmoney @Keatzi]

@zacharymhansa When will that be?

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

Just heard a Mississippi tourism ad promoting visiting the Hattiesburg Zoo. Let me just say: nah. If you’re going to visit a zoo in south Mississippi, it’s the Collins Zoo; a mysterious place with countless legends and rumors swirling around it

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

Betty White would’ve been 100 today

[Metafy @TryMetafy]

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs

[Duncan Dent @ba_dunkadunk]

People want to rock and roll

[michelle. @michkeenah]

i don't understand how this has been the longest week ever and it's only tuesday

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A cobra whispers to Kermit the Frog: "Beware of rocket ships."

[Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon]

I feel like I ordered my life and got the wish version

[Duncan Dent @ba_dunkadunk]

@Keatzi Ugh your such a gear head

[Keatzi Gunmoney @Keatzi]

New maul day

[Luxor Spawndroth @zacharymhansa]

I wish I could’ve dressed half as cool as the kids in Hackers. It’s like 90s fashion meets Blade Runner going on here