Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected]

Don't stare into the sun, even if your eyes are cold.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ShabezJr There yet?

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

Hey @MikeMcMahanTM :

I don't know if anyone else has posited this, but...

Tribbles are boneless blobs of meat because they evolved on the same planet as Moopsy.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost He wakes up in the morning. Does his teeth bite to eat and he's rolling.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

Why does animated Pike not look more like that? #SNW

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

RFK2 has been doing this shit for years, though. The only reason he is allowed in polite society is because people accept his "I'd never say that!" bullshit all the time.

[Dana Bash @DanaBashCNN]

RFK Jr. says he didn't say what he said. Enough said.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@nickblack I'll watch it, but Dwight Schultz will always be Oppy to me

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@MJMcKean ...Cowboy Curtis.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost It's what's for dinner.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost Poe's Law is more constant than the speed of light.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost https://t.co/Faot9Hfjm4

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost @ctschroeder GWB cancelled the antitrust action against Microsoft when he came in, and basically declared open season.

We still have more airline options than telecom options.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost You know, I get that people who call themselves that are usually insufferable, but they aren't terribly *wrong* about a lot.

I mean, I'd take actionable advice from an "urbanist" before a "chiropractor".

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@Grady_Booch 42.

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

I dunno, Joe Don Baker with a cat?

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost This is a very Asian perspective. I personally reject the "if it is a sandwich on a round bun it is a 'burger' view".

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost I feel like there are a number of "restaurants" that exist solely to cater lunch meetings. They are all "Bakery" or "Wraps" or somesuch. But you are never sitting at home and think, "Let's go to Quigalia Bakery for dinner"

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

@ibogost When I have used mine the last couple years for a hospital stay and not a beach trip?

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

As a card carrying member of Gen X, I feel compelled note that Dee Snyder did indeed take it. Over and Over. For like 50 years.

[Robert Cooper 🐀 @[email protected] @kebernet]

SWN S3E3 "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow": This is some "Discovery" shit right here.
"Let's do a meet cute between Kirk and 'Khan' in the past, and hint at good SciFi with the title."

I swear to fucking gawd. Literally the laziest thing SNW has done.