Kristina Bornholtz

Mostly just me yelling at the MTA about late trains. Composing emails at @forbesvetted, words scattered elsewhere on the internet.

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

oh no it really is me

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I’ve just been diagnosed as being BIBLICAL i fucking knew it

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

everyone saying that the mood in the villa was lighter bc cierra left but it actually is because ace finally got what he wanted and we all know his mood runs the villa atp!!! #loveislandsusa

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

ace, austin and zak all used amaya to further their own agendas on this show. and why did none of these girls-girls call them out for that during the challenge when they were piling on amaya for just being herself? #loveislandUSA

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@blkgirlism the only tweet that made me laugh tonight thank you

[َ @ungodlywests]

SOMEONE GIVE AMAYA A G*N!!!!!

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

did anyone else find raunchy races so hard to watch like i’m done watching these people do softcore on my tv!!!!! enough kissing challenges show me ROMANCE please !!! #LoveIslandUSA

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

hannah should have gone offffff on those girls in the dressing room tbh like you just got stabbed in the back girl don’t go quietly

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@huntersloki i’m laughing so hard at this my tummy hurts omfg

[nayo ⟢ @diancieeee]

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@KristiNoem you're a nazi kristi, hope this helps

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@kelsaywhat KELSEY

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@stefficao_ i've never seen this pic of u before

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@stefficao_ PFFFFFFF

[it’s steffi @stefficao_]

idk what to do without an editor so tysm to @kelsaywhat @delia_cai @brittanymchang @kebornholtz @HiThisIsTess and many more who read this prepub and told me exactly what was good and what was not actually that funny <333

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@SarahJaneStron2 hot take

[Kristina Bornholtz @kebornholtz]

@NYCTSubway at 1O2 liberty street trying to get to JFK. just kicked us off broken train. how am i supposed to get to the airport? are any trains going to howard beach?