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overthinking. @purduecs alum. software engineer. reposts are not representative of my thoughts.

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[Eduardo Antão @edardantao]

Quando você finalmente faz a sua lavagem de roupas e todas as suas roupas top de linha estão de volta

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How life starts to feel when you stop taking work so seriously

[olive pit @livvmeow]

New gaming chair made from a honda odyssey 2nd row captain chair. Fully reclines btw

[bomberfish @bomberfish77]

when a codecel says something so vibephobic you gotta hit them with that billion token stare

[ღ @stfnigg]

life when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

young hos watch their tv with motion smoothing on high

[Rob @TruckLover1967]

They need to make a lime flavored zyn dude wouldn’t that pair perfectly with beer

[Eli Mernit @mernit]

7am flight out of SFO

- Leave house 1h before flight leaves
- 13 min Uber to airport, views of the Bay
- TSA agent smiles asks if you like the Grateful Dead
- Ads for AI agents that cure cancer
- Multiple food options spanning global cuisines
- 2 min walk to gate
- Get upgraded to business class
- Depart 5 min early

7am flight out of JFK

- Leave house 3h before flight leaves
- 73 minute Uber to airport, bumper to bumper traffic
- TSA agent hates you
- Ads for underwear
- No food options besides Jamba Juice and hardboiled eggs
- 17 min walk to gate
- Get downgraded to seat next to bathroom
- Depart 2 hours late

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[AWS Developers @awsdevelopers]

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[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[BACKLIGHT @backlightorg]

the incoming storm's lightning synced up with skrillex's Summer Smash set at a few points

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

New grads in finance ($90k TC): just bought my first Rolex

New grads in engineering ($180k TC): this month I’m going to find out if I can hit my macros while spending less than $150 on groceries

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

gen z has made it to linkedin

[shafu @shafu0x]

forward deployed engineer just means the guy is not fucking autistic

[Tre⚜️ @_nun2me]

when my favorite plug said goodbye