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Adulting intern||
Activist||
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Chill and nonchalant

@ManUtd diehard

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A guy got fed up with anti-bomb protocols, and this is what happened to him.

[Sticky Joe @Iam_meista]

Remember back in 2019 at the height of Gengetone, Nigerians in Kenya complained that Afrobeats wasn't being played in clubs anymore. And then Sailors Gang, Ethic signed some record deal and they stopped making music

[Mtu__kutu‼️🌴 @Bab__Jay]

Caicedo anasema anataka armband mamaee😭😂

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Barre Shill confirmed that Ethiopia doesn't experience terrorist attacks coz her officers deals ruthlessly with Al-Shabaab & aren't corrupt

[Rich Starr🔸 @_toxicprince96]

Pesa waliiba in excess of 7 trillion (and counting) but instead of building and investing in labor intensive industries to create jobs, they decided to go into the banking sector to make corruption easier for them. I really hate Uhuru and Ruto with every fiber of my being.😑🚮

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Caicedo ameanza kutumia dangerous words like “tuende tuka buy mboga pamoja”

[Deidra 🍩 @Deidra_Loy]

I know nuns definitely flick that bean during ovulation

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

Senate’s technical director immediately switched cameras after noticing it.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto is not my president 🚮.

[THANOS " the mad titan" @OdsRasheed]

explaining horsepower to my kid bro 😂😂

[Lukorito @Lukorito_]

"I owe Zaire nothing. It is Zaire that owes me everything."
~Mobutu Sese Seko (1930 - 1997)

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Stop issuing foreigners with IDs to vote next year. You have seen that Al-Shabaab attacks have started,” – A senator microphone was switched off in the Senate as he spoke about the ongoing security crisis in Kenya.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Who will be our " Joshua" to take us to the promised land that is secure from Al-Shabaab and terrorists? Who will save this Great Nation?

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[z~epha @omoshtl]

"Sasa pose ukismile kama angel Gabriel ju naona uliambia Caro huwa anasmile kama mama ya Yesu"

[first son 🇷🇼 🇺🇬 @Naturinda96]

I’ll never erase this video from my gallery 😂

[Birbanctwo @letni_birbant]

Kiedyś: co za oszukańcze gówno

Dzisiaj: przynajmniej nie użyli AI

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Wow now that’s some cool stuff!

[dena khalafallah @DenaKhalafallah]

egyptians are so dramatic omg grow up