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@SassySouthBlond Ok so then it’s just attention from people who have no bearing on your life then.. I revert back to my low self esteem or low social abilities assessment

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@SassySouthBlond I’d guess about $110/month but you’re focusing on the backend and the opportunities it could present. If you’re doing purely for attention from these old crows then my first assessment rings truer

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@SassySouthBlond It’s not all obviously but people who post online all day looking to get a piece of the grifting pie targeting older losers to nod with them are generally going to lack self esteem. Usually those women will treat their dating life in the same light.

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@RandPherigo @Sofia50020Sofia lol median age at those events was like 57

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@SassySouthBlond In fairness if it was someone who was perpetually seeking approval online I’d assume it was a home run

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@meechie @TateTheTalisman In that same theory, he’s gay for wanting attention from his male followers and you’re even gayer for giving it to him

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@mdvirgilio Nah it’s just that these guys weren’t pussies like you getting offended by everything and having to try and earn a living grifting instead of contributing to society

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@usuallypregnant I fucked her inside a windmill at the putt putt course in high school

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@pearlythingz You’re more of a canoe girl

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@itsmorganariel 5’5 vs 5’6

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@nvztkara @TheLaikYobaz Dude would knock you out first blow

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@kzmotivo @CggGby64898 @MemeDitka They are on the normal pace for grand slams this season

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@NataniaMarshall I mean women who did playboy mostly got married.. if you’re not getting plowed on screen and making good money who gives a hoot

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@gym_football @Heisman4Sayin @HanaHoops Most Morgan Wallen fans I know are liberal

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@itsmorganariel Your 5’10 husband convinced you he’s tall

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@MelloPacksOsman @alt2024295 Gotta give the boy a turn on Caitlyn keep him quiet

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@itsmorganariel @onbrandviews Neither are you

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@NathanBH1999 @itsmorganariel lol I’m sure she loved hearing about him fucking a porn star while she was pregnant

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@socialmediahof5 @SaintBridgetNow @itsmorganariel More money in taking it all the way

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@BasedBlondex Love you coming on here emasculating your husband admitting he can’t get this for you