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my tweets are not a reflection of my workplace.

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

just found a clown on tiktok who’s pronouns are He/Honk

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

It’s so funny when men are naked, why is your butt so tensed and small? 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I don't have any comebacks in an argument

[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

Something is wrong with my lil cousin 🤦

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[cats being cats @catsbeiingcats]

what's currently going on inside my brain:

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you are holding bro's phone and a message comes in from his mom saying, "Tell your friend to leave, we want to eat."

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

What it feels like for ADHD people to listen to someone finish a sentence they already understood within the first few seconds

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Homie had to reflect after that second bite

[⑅ 𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘪 🐾 ᵉᵈᵗʷᵗ @dorinote]

WHEN EATING LESS ACTUALLY MAKES ME LOSE WEIGHT

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

if I saw this at night I would legitimately shit myself