keet🦎

sometimes i'll start a sentence and i don't even know where it's going, i just hope i find it along the way

[keet🦎 @keeeet22]

i love this little weirdo so much💞😍

[syhnner @syhnner]

i respect a honest person, idc how bad the truth hurts. keep it real with me.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

first words on film
#alrightalrightalright
#greenlightsbook

[H☀️NCHO @Tay_honcho]

Cut everybody off fuck it

[Bob’s your uncle @frankly_im]

I cannot control my facial expressions😩😩, if you irritate me you'll see it immediately.

[kc @BasedCasey]

lets bring back poptropica

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

My ability to 'Read The Room' is half the reason I don't like going places.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

The friend zone is NOT a punishment. Dating me is a punishment

[BIG Bee 🧸 @Juniee_Bee]

Crocs should be $20… it’s foam.

[⏚ @NEPTUNEPRlNCE]

THAT WHAT??

[GL @gldivittorio]

Parents please remember to check your children’s Halloween candy I found a liberal propaganda twix bar in my kid’s today