Keegan

I like myself best when I’m being funny | she/her

[Keegan @keegan_dohm]

If I could offer you one piece of unsolicited advice today, it would be to avoid eating a bagel outside, near the ocean and some seagulls, unless you want to experience, as one passerby so kindly put it, “a scene out of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds”

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Brynn in her argument with Erin:

[re: emma @evemmore]

abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩
abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Us Bravo fans put up with snoozy seasons, we stick up for our faves when they're flopping, we spend $ on poorly-made merch & countless Housewives-fronted piss waters, but it's seasons like this one of #PumpRules that gives us the fuel to keep going. 💫🍝

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

THIS IS OUR CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Stop viewing TRUMP INDICTMENT
as "the 1st US president to ever be indicted"
& start viewing it merely as "Trump's 1st indictment."

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

knowing stuff is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

thankful to see a legend speaking on this matter, this is representation to me

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

I had a wedding for my cat and dog

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

been waiting all year for this one

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I SUPPORT DRAG QUEENS AND DRAG KINGS. I DONT SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO ARE A DRAG.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Please check on the Bravo fan in your life, we are overstimulated.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

this isn’t a reality tv show I watch but I gather something very shocking has happened in the town of vanderpump and there is a lot of fall out. infidelity and such. i wish i understood more. i love gossip and goings on

[Rachel Connolly @RachelConnoll14]

https://t.co/A1thV11wAa

[Leah Johnson @byleahjohnson]

If you are the billionaire daughter of one of the single greatest advocates against keeping our planet from descending into climate apocalypse, I’m not interested in how hard it was to be a little rich girl that no one wanted to take seriously as a writer during your MFA