Keegan Fong

Cheap wine connoisseur and professional Tory party hater

[Keegan Fong @keeganfong]

El Mezcal or Sonic? https://t.co/a5ULuaeh0W

[OutKick Bets @OutKickBets]

Quote your hometown in four words

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

So do we think JD is taking Usha with him back in time to meet Papaw, or no…

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

Heartwarming: Hasan Piker gives musical tribute to slain colleague Charlie Kirk. These are the kind of bipartisan decency politics we used to see

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is a factor in the backlash against data centers too. tech leaders aligned themselves with the far right, who in their right mind wants any of these people to run the world? most people want all of these freaks to fail

[Struggling Chargers Fan @JJM352588]

Ossoff might be the one. Only Obama and Bill Clinton could get these bozos to spazz out like this.

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

It is not remotely surprising to me that a plurality of Americans believed stopping six trans kids from playing sports was worth blueberries that make you dead, but i’m not sure how to rebuild a functional society with such people.

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

The more post-primary unity we see, the more silly that lady looks

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Didn’t realize his mom was in the CIA.

[Poker and Politics @PokerPolitics]

The GOP wants the “travel with Natalie” drama to be about sex because the alternative is that she is doing the “hey big guy, sun’s getting real low” act to keep Trump from nuking Minnesota.

[J. Ryder🪿 @harbingerofwoke]

You couldn’t make up a better allegory for the disproportionality in state funding between policing and public housing

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

A very Bari Weiss-era CBS move to have footage of Hasan Piker cued up like this, only for Angie Nixon to have to correct them.

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

It's kind of insane how third world coded Trump's presidency is, which makes the fact that many of his supporters are constantly complaining about third worldists ironic.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

There’s an agreement in D.C among elected officials, the mainstream media and press, and the trump administration to not report on certain things, they give Trump sweetheart coverage. All Jon Ossoff did is say one of those secrets out loud.

[n x d @nxd1979]

every time you watch Zohran being a generational political talent, just remember that the entire Democratic establishment opposed his candidacy and his policy platform and did everything they could do to prevent him from becoming mayor

[Cabot Montana @AmanitaFugax]

Co-opting the American love of conspiracy theory by making these very obvious nakedly corrupt trades sound like Ossoff uncovered a giant conspiracy

[Nathan @SitemanReturns]

The personal automobile creates fascists and I'm not kidding.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Your regular reminder that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been openly asking to be deported to Costa Rica for a year now, but the Trump admin refuses to do so because they want to punish him by deporting him to an African country far away from his American family.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

CIA used to take down countries man