keegan

[void council @firstonetomars]

@SkidJMarcus @EOlisaemeka @CzarKingBilly @APJVFF I’m also anti science but I think ants can see great since they are so close down there

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

the morning after putting dry shampoo in your hair

[keegan @keego206]

@NIKNBAYT how high are you on dillon mitchell two months removed from summer league/how much nba run do you think he'll get this season

[GoMango99 @GMango99]

accidentally slept through a lecture and it felt like this

[Benis | #1 Ikenami Fan @SuperWiggler64]

Why am I getting hitler ai voice Minecraft tutorials

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

Gross and immature.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

#DICKSOUTFORMINIONRUSH

[jake @saveminionrush]

Sources tell me Minion Rush is stable.

Please god

[𓏲 rio 🖇 @krachial]

older man not finding lubricant so he uses corrosive pussy melting acid

[eeeeek @dealersheart]

@filluppeeeno Anyone else banned from the auntie anne’s app for making multiple accounts to get a free pretzel with a $1 purchase

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down

[白人の犬 @Mongolmoid]

Every time I'm in a jet plane I jerk off in the bathroom, but I do not look at porn.

Being inside the White man's creation--the jet airplane--is incredibly arousing.

[AMHAAS 🇩🇿 ☪︎ ⵣ 🇵🇸 💙❤️ @AMHAAS_]

This flirting shi easy

[jifour98 @jifour98_]

The dude that quoted this with “when my head is magnetized to my arm” had me laughing all day

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[keegan @keego206]

@robinhoodjr24 @jakeissenberg Wow i so do not want to trade pritchard or queta for anyone