kelsey garrett

the world is full of nice people, if you can't find one ... be one.

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@tacobell the only thing that would make this weekend more American is if you brought back the five dollar breakfast box.
Or just bring back breakfast in general.

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@ConnorStaton

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@ConnorStaton I don’t know about that one lol

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@ConnorStaton It’s a brand

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@mkpatts @ccr_fan_99 Feta with fruits >>

[Mind and Glory 🎖 @mindandglory]

If you lack discipline, read this thread.

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

My husband reading with 6 yo and explaining “Miss, Mrs, Ms”: “Isn’t it wild that we created all these different words to tell the world whether or not a woman is married, but not for a man?”

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

“If you only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.”

Montesquieu said this 300 years ago. We’re still working on this one.

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

Me

[Isabel 🎀 @Itsmxrnaa]

when he knows the sidewalk rule >>>>

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

I hate when places have paper towels that really just feel like tissues..

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

Flight cancellation today in Johannesburg, almost 12 hours and thousands of dollars WASTED.

Three weeks ago, Geneva:
10 hour delay, bags lost AND damaged.

What’s the common thread here?
#BritishAirways

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

Remind me never to fly internationally the day before Christmas Eve ever again.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I'm very fond of the quality time where you're both in the same room but doing your own thing separately .

I call it "Together Alone Time"

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

whatever is on my credit card statement is between Chase bank and God. i don’t need to see all that.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

This was a dark time

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

@reileymariee This always happens to me. When I started going to a therapist they stopped 10/10 recommend

[kelsey garrett @keelseygee]

I’d like to thank Taylor Swift’s Folklore album for singlehandedly helping me get through my break up.