Keely Seward

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@ELA #where'smywater

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

I’ve never been on twitter before. Everyone should come out to the big climb today. Bruden will die. I will reign. Power. Hunger. Success. Me

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@maddievicars I think this is makes all the sense, and I really hope it happens for you

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@sanswarcrimes Goodreads! I have a friend, obsessed

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@vibeaficionado Was it because of heartburn? I hate heartburn

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

I want to bite my phone so hard it breaks in my mouth

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

Isopropyl Alcohol is my favorite all-purpose cleaning tool. If it can clean the minor cuts on my body, it can clean this shoe, and this desk

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

I hope I have covid because I don’t think I have housing

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

Poppers in the max???

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

NEXT THURSDAY 4/14 in the SPC Blackbox at 9! Come see David Z Winklemeyer! He's a clown and he sucks!
Written by Dagan Fishbain and directed by me. There are so many comedy people in this. You will probably get hit with a frisbee.

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@TwitterSupport Can there be pictures for this? I’m more of a visual learner

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

This is a direct quote from my 19 year old college roommate

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

“Blue and red make purple… what! that’s so cool”

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

Ok so it actually did work and I’m impressed but I do not like them, unrelated

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

The people next me don’t have tickets and I’m not mentally prepared to watch that interaction

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

Their plan of action is to go “tickets? What tickets?”

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@corndudemax Vibe checks on the clouds

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

I know you know things Squeeb, I know you know things

[Keely Seward @keely_seward]

@TheOfficialLED Hey sweaty, happy birthday!