K. 💀

Your favourite homosexual archer

[K. 💀 @keelyb98]

Thanks for being the only princess I ever thought was cool. #RIPCarrieFisher

[Blaine Gibson @BGibbles]

It’s New Year’s Day and this needs to be said.

Veteran Gym Patrons: Be kind to new members, you were in their shoes once.

New Gym Patrons: Be aware of your surroundings and abide by the rules.

Pokémon Gym Patrons: Use Flamethrower against Venusaur, it’s super effective.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Hello everyone, just wanted to announce that I’ve been going through a lot lately and this morning after weeks of avoiding it. I have finally done it. This morning, with much hesitation, I ate an fruit and it got rid of my depression

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

all gyms are the same: every six seconds you genuinely cannot tell if an earthquake has begun happening or if Strong Barnaby over there just picked up too much big metal and it hit the ground bad

[K. 💀 @keelyb98]

@Abbie_finch97 @lowkeyclutch YESSSSSSSSS

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

nothing like some funny fkn halloween comics by poorlydrawnlines to get into the halloween spirit

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves

millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk

[K. 💀 @keelyb98]

@ginsayers Honestly, comedy gold 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

It's wild how much of my drive to succeed and make money is an intense overwhelming desire to own a dog.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i uploaded this on Instagram and I’ve been called “sick” “a criminal” “not fit for this world” ??? this is HOW YOURE MEANT TO EAT THEM

[halsey @halsey]

i miss when vampires were cool can we make vampires cool again

[kelly @kelllicopter]

managing a long distance relationship can be hard, but meaningful conversations like this make it a lot easier :)

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

Adam Levine looks like the wall of pre-drawn display tattoos in every parlor

[steph @steph_mcca]

i swear to god if i am murdered and people talk about how hot my killer is and not how hot *i* am ......... there will absolutely be consequences

[Melanie Scrofano @MelanieScrofano]

Cauliflower Can't Be Rice #TheTitleOfMyTEDTalk

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

mood: a man from a charity just approached me on the street and said “you look like you care about the children” and i said “i do not”

[K. 💀 @keelyb98]

“I thought ABBA was filmed in Greece? 🤔” - @FitzyHarriet 2018

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

[rolling up to chick-fil-a]
*turns down hayley kiyoko*
*throws dress on over plaid shirt*
*chucks beanie in backseat*
*sits up straight*
Uh, Yes, One Chicken Sandwich For Me And One For My Heterosexual Boyfriend, Please. And What’s The Straightest Soda

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