them: nasan na yung jowa mo?
me: huh? wala akong jowa.
t: yung kasama mo lagi noon?
m: ah yun ba? wala na yun. si *redacted* na jowa nya ngayon.
t: eh? di ba matanda na yun?!
m: 😳💀
so my ex's new "playmate" just thanked me... para saan? for a leftover d!ck?
ghorl, by all means, you're more than welcome. he's your problem now.
enjoy your red flag! 🚩🚩🚩
saying "no one can ever love you like I love you, not even her." to his face na hindi umiiyak is sooooo liberating na parang may nabunot na tusk ng mammoth sa dibdib ko.
woooohhh! okay. onto the next adventure!!!