Keenan Cabrera

[Keenan Cabrera @keenan_cabrera]

@uberhobbit 99% of the time practice substitutes perfectly for praxis, don't be that guy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A budget that puts #AmericaFirst must make safety its no. 1 priority—without safety there can be no prosperity: https://t.co/9lxx1iQo7m

[Keenan Cabrera @keenan_cabrera]

You say week 10, I say time to scout out comfortable spots under the bridge

[Keenan Cabrera @keenan_cabrera]

National polling reveals the number one reason for failing university chemistry courses of any level is "Lewis structures are impossible"

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

Gymnopédie No.1 plays as I pad quietly around the Study, half-dusting, half-perusing my extensive VHS tape collection

[Keenan Cabrera @keenan_cabrera]

If a world view needs to start with (or contain) an axiomatic assumption, I think Trump chose "anything I say is tautologically true"