Griffin!

an introspective eel

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

@bastionland The Long Dark, if you play survival mode. Whole game revolves around travel, time, and weather.

[Einherjar_manga @didrikmagnusand]

This could make for a great post-apocalyptic movie. An ancient order of guardians sworn to protect a vault whose secrets are long forgotten. But now, strange pilgrims and crusaders are starting to seek them out. Has the time come to discover its secrets? The guardian must decide

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

@redbulbreadbowl this is like when they hire a safecracker to a bank security job

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

how is there not a grizz fancam yet (from CONFESS, FLETCH)

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

searching on jobs dot com for "ancient emaciated guy who sits in a glass box waiting for a hero to solve my mini golf puzzle"

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

pop-up restaurant that only serves the giant ham sandwich from disco elysium

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

I would give all my savings for a lifetime pass to that bed they have in the Pokémon center. waking each morning with full HP and no status effects? cmon

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

@michalemonkey you have to switch between mario and luigi because mario can only go through red doors and luigi can only go through green doors

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

person on the T just said they believe flying cars are the next step and electric vehicles will therefore never work

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

writing tip: set your movie or book or whatever during a war so you can reasonably kill off any character at any time. plus drama.

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

@Lubchansky hell yeah. see also:

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

@getfiscal I have met probably the world’s most ardent supporter of MOOCs and I gotta say: they are basically YouTube channels for academics

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

deep-frying all the figures in my manuscript for maximum "impact" factor (impact font is used in memes)

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 10, 1897

[Tom Pigs @sauced7]

At my first @Bucks game last night and thought I caught a shirt they fired into the stands out of a cannon. Turns out it was a hot bratwurst. Never in my life did I ever think I’d catch a flying hot brat but here we are.

[Griffin! @uberhobbit]

(to the turn of earth angel) surf scoter, surf scoter, common on coasts

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

[Moldvay INC. @ARRGETSTUFFED]

I like Japanese D&D art.