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keep it simple stupid

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Siri how do I post on twister

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@juliar0x It’d be frowned upon not to

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@VinceMisuraca How can I get tickets??! They’re all sold out 😭

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@TheCriticalBush rightt?? this was no typo

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The haunting of hill house is basically the spoopy version of This is us

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Is “No work November” a thing cause I’ve def been killin it

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I walked into Ardenes for some reason and it felt like Instagram literally threw up all over the store I had to walk out immediately

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@LifeProof Yes, the pieces from the bottom broke off and the rubber around the edges is breaking and peeling off. It also didn’t prevent my phone screen from shattering after one drop

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My lifeproof case is not handling life very well

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My lifeproof case is not living it’s best life

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@queen_peasantt SAME

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You know you had a good time at the Bills game when you have to google who won when you got home..

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@juliar0x Wow I just got it...

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It’s after labour day and I’m wearing white pants.. but ya know I just can’t pass up a challenge or opportunity to make a fool out of myself

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Really sad that the 2 performing artists we had in first year at Brock both died this year #RIPMac #RIPAvicii

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@TheCriticalBush Ketchup chips anonymous

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Do you think Uber eats will deliver ketchup chips?

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Don’t ask what I did last night cause it’s gonna rhyme...okay fine here we go.

Had a good cry
Ate a whole pie
Really don’t know why
Maybe I was too high

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So I had a patient today who was an inmate, he came in an orange jumper, cuffs on his hands and feet, escorted by 2 police officers. And at the end of the appointment, genius me says: “have a nice weekend”...... #waytogo #whyamilikethis

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I would totally take the stairs everyday but apparently my building doesn’t promote healthy living or fire safety since the damn door is always locked