Hope S. Hààg

punk music & alphabet songs.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

Well, what the fuck.

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Early morning therapy is so dangerous. Am I going to be feeling fulfilled after this session or do I get to cancel all my plans for the day.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

Words of advice to anyone: If you're going to start a conversation off with someone bragging about how much better you are than them..why don't you save your hot ego breath and let it finish going to your head.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

"You're too young to have a 5 year old" 🙄

What I'm too young for is, standing outside my kids school with my homemade Starbucks coffee, forcing conversations on parents who do not want to talk to you at 830 in the morning on a Monday Susan 🙃

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Someone just DM'ed me to say I seem "bitter towards men," so now I feel the need to explain myself. I'm not bitter towards men; I'm fucking pregnant, which means I'm bitter towards the mother fucking universe.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

Definitely not in my feelings or anything

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Downloading solitare after working a bar shift.

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"Want to connect with people you already know, on Twitter?"
NO. That's why I'm on Twitter talking shit.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

Jealousy looks good on no one.

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I've had an expired tag since January and didn't know. #nowyouknow

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Last night was the first night in the past 2 years, I have strongly believed this wasn't meant to be.

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Can't wait to have some time off.

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So glad THAT day is over.

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One day, I'll look back and be like "what a slacker"

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Can I just win the lottery so I can be on a kayak 24/7?

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Is there a thing called Friends Dating App?
I need new friends, and as an adult its hard.

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4 hours of sleep, fuck yeah 🤘

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Respect. I know it's hard for my generation to give it..but it'd be nice if you could learn.

[Hope S. Hààg @keepitcalmellen]

Everyone's freaked out about water for the hurricane, and I'm sitting here trying to put stuff together to do when we are out of power.