bethany locke

it ain’t easy bein wheezy CO•OKC

[emily may @emilykmay]

🧵 Almost 2 decades ago, I was at an evangelical youth group in the summer. A random teenage boy approached me and told me he would appreciate if I dressed differently at church. I was wearing a spaghetti strap knee length dress.

I used to be mad at him. Now I feel bad for him/1

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

the Supreme Court is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[crazy bachelor fan @crzybachelorfan]

“That guys doing backflips and I’m in HR”
#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Always crazy to see their legs

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

[bethany locke @keepitonlocke]

Babe wake up, new unit of measure just dropped

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

time to “cook dinner” or as i like to call it “wash my hands 75 times”

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[bethany locke @keepitonlocke]

@Newah_ bro what

[💙ambi☁️ @aquatic_ambi]

if you’re not getting around on the puppy-mobile then what’s the point

#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I hope they do manage to ban social media for kids under 18 so I can be part of a special class of people who got exposed to it as a child like the people who grew up with leaded gasoline.

[Grover @Grover]

I do not know who needs to hear this today, but YOU CAN DO THIS!

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

In ONE week, America.

[bethany locke @keepitonlocke]

@maralee_1124 ah no i’m vibing it’s all good😎