lava cake ass 🫴🧻

grab a soda itll help you see faster; a type 3 fun-haver

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Julius Caesar knife block.

[tex @Dykttatuob_1]

literally who made this image and why

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

You’re delivery will be delayed due to unforeseen circumstances 😂

[James @turningmystile]

if you didn't discover MCR before age 16 I'm sorry but it's too late for you to get the experience you were supposed to

[cav empty @cavempty_]

multiple times ive wanted to tweet ‘who up torturing their homunculus’ but it kind of just sounds like an innuendo for jacking off

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

“ummm there’s a difference between nerds geeks and dweebs” bitch you’re none!! you’re just a consumer!! your life revolves around pop culture intellectual properties!! read a real book!!

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i hate what we’ve done to nerdiness. the average nerd isn’t even smart now they just like slop. they watch long youtube videos where someone explains obscure star wars expanded universe lore and half the time the guy in the video didn’t even read it he’s just reading wookiepedia.

[ecco @loonapilld]

not in a tweeting mood but everybody on the tl looks like they’re having so much fun

[jadyn BRUNSON★彡 @jadynrubiejune]

I fuck with the brand design of the temporary Molly Tea rebrand a lot

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Reminder that Gucci had models carrying baby dragons down the runway for FW18

[4N3URY5M @True4N3URY5M]

this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[🐃 @15_centimeters]

very useful if you're a crown prince in imperial china

[Thomas "Baghdad" Ravenel @bagdadtrav]

best fucking purchase ever #bulking

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport