Vacation Me Please

Find me on an island

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

@JetBlue @JFKairport my flight was supposed to leave at 9:44am we’re still waiting to board and there have been no updates.

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

@JFKairport Terminal 5 gate 518

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

Hey @Eataly at @JFKairport teach your bartenders to serve everyone and not just the people they find attractive, ‘Kay🙂

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me pre-annoyed, waiting for someone to annoy me:

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

Double it

[Plus Size Stud @TwinOfTiger]

I need a year off from working. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jaiden @jaidenodavis]

“i’m not voting this electio-” do NOT piss me off.

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

@UPS hi, question are they suppose to charge you to get your package at a drop off location?

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough 😭

[BODE @neverelent]

I might tell you goodnight & stay up another 5 hours.
I'm done with you, not the day

[jezz @JezziiB]

The last 24 hours of news as a woman:

- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.

[mel @Me3ll__]

yo: quiero un hombre

un hombre: hola

yo:

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

@itsKARY_ @LookAtDustin Lmao I remember my mama singing this out loud on a COACH bus as we rode to the outlets

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

Half princess, half real ngga

[Lavita Alize Jenkins @DJMissMilan]

None of this shit is normal!! How the government is handling us, these genocides, the racism, the pedophiles running this country and making AI child p*rn normal! Women in jail for miscarriages, no health care, no education, like NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL!!

[Andrew Mercado @AndrewMercado]

Normalize telling these people to go fuck themselves

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Men say flowers on a first date are too serious. And they show up with condoms in their pockets...

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

@KevOnStage the show was so great tonight !

[Vacation Me Please @keepyaheart]

Did this last night as I took out my braids, best decision

[T. @TOHBADDI]

Sometimes you’ve gotta go on YouTube and let your favourite music videos play like you’re a kid watching mtv #healings

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, because you may end up in someone's vlog.

[nik or treat 👻 @ghosttowndownn]

despite what the babies on this app scream daily, 36 is so fucking young oh my GOD