keepy

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[keepy @keepyk]

btw changing my page to just be shitposts & stream of consciousness. detaching it from my irl life so anyone who followed me to keep up with me & doesn't want to see my tweets feel free to unfollow! otherwise love u all

[keepy @keepyk]

i got silver vip tix to see dan and phil and i'm being so normal about it. this will be my first time seeing them live since i've been watching them ~2011 and i want to throw up and crunch on glass

[keepy @keepyk]

the hamster dance WILL be the last song of the night at my wedding. non negotiable.

[keepy @keepyk]

the berenstein bears thing still fucks me up because i have a vivid memory of asking my mom if it was pronounced "steen" or "stine". and you're gonna tell me it was berenstain all along.

[keepy @keepyk]

i ordered two packs of the dnp photocards at the same time and theyre shipping separately???? pain.

[keepy @keepyk]

@tinytina55

[keepy @keepyk]

does anyone want to see my lori lightfoot mii?

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[keepy @keepyk]

2026 WILL be my ultimate glowup year. im getting stronger and inked up and soon i will be taller than everyone

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes. Oh the years have gone so fast, he was so young !! I made this design to celebrate the big anniversary 🎹🐀

[keepy @keepyk]

gonna buy one of those baby mats with the months on it and post a pic of myself every 4th of the month. if babies can be celebrated for turning a month old so can i

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Madison, Wisconsin

[keepy @keepyk]

@snaillester begging for zach kornfeld to have the two of them on for smoke show (i know this will never happen but i want it so badly)

[keepy @keepyk]

unfortunately for me the original music from heated rivalry is also something id listen to outside of watching it so now i have the soundtrack on repeat

[keepy @keepyk]

never in my life did i think id be professionally handling & selling multiple pounds of weed every day. or be enjoying it more than anything ive done yet. life is crazy and you never know where it's gonna take you

[keepy @keepyk]

thinking about the wedding i was at where we asked the bartenders and the djs if they preferred automatic pencil sharpeners or wall mounted manual sharpeners.

[keepy @keepyk]

what does forspacious skies mean

[keepy @keepyk]

shitposting to my parents in the family snapchat gc because i know they will respond no matter how weird it gets