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they/them

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i think we were wrong making the rainbow represent LGBTQ+ we should’ve had two big ass tigers biting each other so they know not to fuck with us

[jade ★ saw 2004 🩸 @lovesawism]

thinking your favourite saw character is going to survive is like thinking the stripper likes you

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Birdie Sanders @ibirdiesanders]

I’ve got some recs…

[Kon 🐀🇳🇴 @ItsKonBaby]

@MugiwaraDGoofy Luffy gets along great with Ivankov because theyre both gathering queers like Pokémon

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[toot ☻ 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @tutti__fruitty]

My girlfriend has never heard of Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

Why he look like if a dog made a wish to be a snake

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[💓genie💓 @glittermochi1]

"sleep without panties" they say, "it's good to let her breathe" they say, but my pussy is on that samsung 3000 turbo spin cycle at all times I can't do that to my sheets

[acervo hora de aventura 🐌 @acervohda]

feliz dia internacional da visibilidade trans! 🏳️‍⚧️

[NOAHFINNCE👹 @noahfinnadams]

not spiderman in his Womens Transgender Tomboy Pullover Design Half Tank Chest Binder

[river moon @kissmeriver]

exactly

[dari supreme @bonditch]

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

[toot ☻ 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @tutti__fruitty]

Make tony tony chopper real and ill see a doctor

[toot ☻ 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @tutti__fruitty]

I hate that I need to see a doctor because I don’t trust them at all… they all try charging me months after my appointment when I paid a co pay at the appointment

[toot ☻ 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @tutti__fruitty]

I pass 3 Culver’s on the 20 minute drive to my sisters house

[vialynn⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @serendipityspo]

i love living in the midwest i can’t imagine not having a culver’s nearby

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote