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most outgoing introvert you’ll ever meet

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*drink if you’ve ever fucked a stranger*
“Have I ever fucked someone I know?”

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@Uber_Support Then how did you charge the card 4 other times if it’s not in my account ?!!

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@Uber_Support I’ve been reaching out for the last week about a duplicate charge on my account with no response. How else can I get in contact with your company?!?!

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I actually think @maccas is hiring the laziest people ever. Like what is this?!?

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I’m going to slowly begin calling cody a racist to see if he picks up on it

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Like I was CRYING over this man in may and now I’m like you can die

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I can’t believe I ever liked Rhett. Like honestly all he does is gaslight me and ever since I got the ick I see it so much clearer now. Wow love really does make your wear rose coloured glasses

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If I didn’t have vouchers for Jetstar I would never fly them again. Honestly

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Just because you have a YouTube channel doesn’t mean you can box. There I said what we were all thinking

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@KennedyGelety I know. He rang me last night lol

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Ugh I miss Rhett. How weird is that

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But she really isn’t a mom. She isn’t a friend, she’s more like an aged woman who comes in and out of our lives and supports us with things she likes and approves of.

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I think my moms a shitty mom. And I know people are like “our parents are working through their own trauma, we are their first time being parents” but it’s bull. Therapy is working through trauma and my mom doesn’t go. She actively declines parenting to go to Mexico.. I love her

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I am so different from my family. It’s really weird seeing them all in front of me

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I just had a Caesar and wow. In love

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“You get what you’re given”

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Do people ACTUALLY want to live in America? Like I feel like maybe in the 20s-50s fleeing from war. But now? Really. Are there actual people excited to live in that gross country ?!

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I don’t forgive. If you’ve screwed either me or someone I know over it takes a lot for me to like you again.

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IF I ever took a flight and a dog was sitting next to me I would kill myself. That’s no joke.

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@KennedyGelety Me too

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