Keg

NFL owner. Retired semi-pro athlete

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

[Jason B. Hirschhorn @by_JBH]

The Texans have now lost to both the Packers and the Packers East this season.

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy HallZOOween from Sugar the river otter! 🎃👻

[Keg @keg_36]

@Toonentodillon @BrettFavre @ajdillon7 @wtoonen Favre? Uhhhhhhhhh 😢😢😢

[Keg @keg_36]

@zacobson Thursday night football getting back to it's roots of: AFC South Team vs Dogshit AFC East Team

[Keg @keg_36]

@zacobson Imagine if say, the Titans had a QB like that

[Keg @keg_36]

@AndyHermanNFL Poor Davante

[Keg @keg_36]

@mikekobyra @NHLFlyers I thought of this when I woke up this morning. Just slash someone right off the faceoff after the penalty m problem solved!

[Keg @keg_36]

Are NHL teams allowed to decline penalties? Because the @NHLFlyers power play is so bad they might be better off not taking the advantage

[Keg @keg_36]

@johnnyc1952 Just hoping he commits less (alleged) fraud down the line

[Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_]

god please PLEASE take Deshaun Watson’s pain, triple it, and then give it to Deshaun Watson again

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

Have you ever seen Joe Douglas and Rodgers in the same room
https://t.co/W1hT4IYHiw

[Keg @keg_36]

@dieworkwear @vslacks Hey, I'm only 38

[Keg @keg_36]

@perri_goldstein So they already have the Packers in prime time. Problem solved

[Keg @keg_36]

@katienolan This is why we need to make "fortnightly" a thing

[Keg @keg_36]

@CallMeMatub MVS available too!!! Come on GM Rodgers!

[sports tweeter Matthias (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

Genuinely cannot put into words enough how much it rules that Deshaun Watson just sucks so bad now