Lord B 🇬🇧

seriously, actually, probably……amazing

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

@007misterbond I broke my ankle last week, in hospital now, op tomorrow

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

@yaffihal so controversial on a Tuesday morning 😂

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

@yaffihal I don’t 😂

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

@yaffihal I don’t

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yum yum, 2 hrs left

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

dinner prepped, top side of beef cubed, carrots, leeks, shallots, plenty of seasoning, casserole mix plus 2 rich beef stock pot to give it richness, yum yum, 4 hours in the oven

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@yaffihal Capt Lord B

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@yaffihal I can’t wait to do military grills

[Lord B 🇬🇧 @kegstore72]

@yaffihal The NHS say that masturbating twice a week increases your life expectancy by 20%

I've done the calculations and found out that you are probably immortal

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@yaffihal

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@yaffihal I think marshmallows are far more dangerous, get a grip waffle head

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@007misterbond @realnotperfect_ ffs Chole 😱

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@007misterbond @t_b_1120_

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