Parody Keir Starmer

I am a great leader but I cant decide what to. Support? Oppose? Abstain? and aspiring to become the next PM

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

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[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@NicklessColin @piersmorgan Good one but actually I am the PM itself

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

*COMING SOON*
Who IS the real Keir Starmer? #LifeStories

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

After a great set results I am back 🎉 but who knows I might go from Labour #KeirStarmer #Elections2021

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@ElectionMapsUK I will win everywhere

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@BorisJohnson_MP Will you invite me to your refurbished house for an afternoon tea ? #PlebsPMQs

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@Anothergreen 🙄

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Lets win this babyyyy #HartlepoolByElection

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@mikegove12 Such a tory why not red

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@jackbvvbv Jack you broke my heart

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

#JohnsonMustGo and I should come.
Who is with me?

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Winning? Labour? You must be joking man
#labour #boris

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Brilliant to be out campaigning today.

Government guidance in England lets parties talk to voters on the doorstep again.

And on Thursday 6th May we have one of the biggest set of elections in our history.

So join us to help Labour win.

Remember your mask!

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@AnnelieseDodds apparently you are going @thesundaytimes #Labour

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Today I got my vaccine and it was fantastic now with the new superpowers I can win the local elections (JK- the election part)
#Starmer #vaccine #nhs

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Me: NHS
Libs: Test and Trace
SNP: Turing Scheme

Borisssss: eehh uhhh we have 6k more nurses and I am gonna build a tunnel under the Irish Sea.

#PMQs #BorisJohnson #NHS #KeirStarmer

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

I asked 7 incredible questions and successfully I managed to get 0 answers.
#PMQs #KeirStarmer #BorisJohnson

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

I want a pay rise too
#PMQs

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

Should I leave Labour party and join Conservative’s ? And Piers can take over I am sure he will be a better opposition then me.
#Labour #Conservatives #piersmorgan #Piers

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@ParodyHancock I am doing what you have asked for

[Parody Keir Starmer @keir_starmerMP]

@johnmcdonnellMP John I told you not to tweet that