Keith Dias

My wife says tweeting will be good for my career. 500, 000 people have read my articles on

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@JIMrichards1010 From this month’s volume of “Things that never happened.”

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@joncoopertweets Well what if they were going to Epstein’s Island?

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@GavinDeGraw @DontTellMamaNYC Gavin loves Trump

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@acevegas50 @AnaKasparian Nah - celebrity skin was good though.

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If he wins the Stanley Cup, will Mitch Marner betray Canada and visit Donald Trump at the White House? #mitchmarner, #nhl #mapleleafs, #stanleycup

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@JoeConchaTV Joe Concha’s Twitter subscriptions: 1 person

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@mikiebarb Yeah he was part of the downfall of journalism. Agreed.

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@ConnieCodyMP But you’re just a space cadet

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@JohnCleese If only the American economy was a road you could drive downhill all day: "Only drive downhill whenever possible"

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@fshakir @BernieSanders @peggyflanagan That’s Larry David

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@SavvyAuntie @waltermasterson You actually didn’t say that. Read your tweet

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@MagaPatriotFan Trump eats McDonald’s on Air Force One. Is he going to boycott them too?

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@RobSchneider @DisneyPlus Mass boycott of Rob Schneider’s stand up shows is required. What? Nobody goes to them already? Ok then, as you were.

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@RobSchneider Rob Schneider looks like Mr. Wormwood from Matilda with that stupid hat

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@Riley_Gaines_ Interesting - I live in Canada and didn’t pay one dime. Wonder why.

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@piersmorgan Who did he shoot?

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@ConnieCodyMP When you said ‘career college student” I thought you were talking about Pierre.

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@ConnieCodyMP @PierrePoilievre Two things: 1) 1000 people is not alot of people 2) when you say “over a 1000 people”, you can take out the ‘a’.
Pierre will fill the a hole spot.

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@RealJamesWoods I know Al Pacino. Al Pacino is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Al Pacino.

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Nobody wants to see an interview with him tho…