Keith Alden

aliens.. it's always aliens, unless it's vampires.

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Marianne Williamson is running for President.

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

Fuck

[WEAR ABC 3 @weartv]

Deputies arrested a 17-year-old Florida student who is seen on video attacking his teacher because she took his Nintendo Switch away from him during class.

Read more: https://t.co/SKUjFSE01v

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@DonaldJTrumpJr When are they gonna add a dislike button on Twitter?

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

Is this real? @BeauTFC

[Gammon @GammonBadge]

UA try to mine a river bed...there are multiple reasons why this is such a bad idea...

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@salnuzzo @NikkiFried Unfortunately all that means is a bunch of criminals thought that they could run their grift here. Sucks, tired of losers from other states moving here and making our state look like it's full of ignorant assholes

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@JoJoFromJerz I'm tired of people Pussy a bad name by comparing it to jerks. It's pretty good stuff. If I had to list the best things in life, it'd be a tie for #1 along with great weed. Then #2 is duct tape, and #3 WD-40. Can we stop conflating awesome stuff with shit people? Thanks

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@mandelorean @ofctimallen Please define "woke"

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

Looks like little Tone here got his panties in a bunch over a cartoon

[Tony Freeman @bigtone168]

@ofctimallen Can you explain to me why there had to be a gay character in the last movie? Lost all respect for the franchise after that! You don’t want me to push me bein a Christian on you so don’t push the gay narrative on me and my kids!

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@bigtone168 @ofctimallen Then don't watch. Also is homosexuality a religion? And I've never heard of homosexual nationalists, but I have heard of Christian nationalists. Btw nobody asked your religion but I find it intriguing that you intertwined your spiritual beliefs to homosexual representation

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@BeauTFC Stupid getting that close

[Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC]

Unfollow those who made money by terrifying you.

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@BeauTFC

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Just a bit of clowning with Ms. Lucy.

[Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC]

I really think people are misreading this.

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@Courtney11_11 @AquariusAirStar @ABC @NortonNeuro Same here, I just had to learn to treat them early. 800 mg ibuprofen usually does it along with grabbing a nap. Light,sound, and smell all send my head into explosions that lead to vomiting once a migraine reaches a point

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@laurenboebert You are a moron, and so are the people who voted for you

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

When Jonas Salk invented the polio vaccine, he refused to patent it. That decision cost him an estimated $7 billion.

When Stéphane Bancel, Moderna's CEO, got taxpayer funding for the COVID vaccine he became a billionaire overnight and is now worth $6.2 billion.

End this greed.

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@KaoticLeftist Special needs Marco Rubio

[Keith Alden @KeithAlden3]

@CorrineParver @joncoopertweets That is dumb! Sorry, but Republican politicians don't keep their word or agreements. I'd delete this tweet thread completely. Just dumb

[Dan Soder @DanSoder]

RIP Buddy