Keith Cordeiro

Professional Overthinker. Life’s hard, but perfect on social media. You’re either on my side, by my side or you can kiss my backside. Father 1st, friend 2nd.

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@dc_mma Silva is not wearing his mouthpiece. #NocheUFC

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@dc_mma notice how Diego Lopez touches his chin throughout the fight?

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@ABCNetwork @CBS @nbc @CBC Reality shows are a bit stale. How about a new idea. How about “houseless voices”? Get homeless people who can sing and make them compete for a chance to change their lives. I’d watch….

https://t.co/aOHV8wA0De

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@BryanMudryk I think the Habs should have honored WI-FI with his 100th game when he was in the penalty box!! #GoHabsGo

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@dc_mma I see the ref that missed the eye pokes is on glove check assignment. I see he found his true calling……lol #UFC307

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OMG!!! I’m in love……and so are my kids!

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@Ron_MacLean if you look at the flames bench right after their goal, they have 6 men on the ice.

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@pepsi @PepsiCo
Hello. My family purchased a case of 12 Pepsi Cherry Zero Sugar and 2 of the cans were damaged, both sealed and one of them with barely no liquid inside. Poor quality control……….#disappointed!

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Final 2 in the Rumble…..who would have thought?? Since when is it a bad thing to burn your bridges…….

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@PardonMyTake The Florida Panthers of the NHL have Kodak Black!!

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The Florida Panthers have Kodak Black!!

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WOW!!! Just WOW!!

[🏆 - Andy @codedandunited]

Blackhawks don't want you step on the carpet so you won't disturb the sexual assault they swept under the rug

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WTF??? I guess this is one way to get a private jet???

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who advises Brady on this stuff? There has to be better ways to get monster pay checks when you are Tom Brady

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who advises Brady on this stuff? There has to be better ways to get monster pay checks when you are Tom Brady

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@TimHortons when you sell a single donut, especially a Chocolate Dip, think you should always package it in a tiny box & not a bag. I get home, open the bag & all chocolate is stuck to the bag!! Now I have a plain donut!! 😡🤬
DM for a inexpensive solution to this problem.

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@Sportsnet @EmmySadler This has obviously been created by a Leaf fan!

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WOW!!! What are the odds?? Small world, eh??

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@RexChapman

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@ParlayChef Starting from the bottom again Chef!! Let’s GO!!!

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@ParlayChef IN CHEF I TRUST!! Hit a little speed bum yesterday with CJ Abrams……but I’m back!!