Keith Gaputis

Data Engineering Field CTO at @SnowflakeDB. Generally interested in new tech, distributed systems, and software/data architecture.

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

I may need to set up some roleplaying before canceling more of my excessive AI subscriptions 😂

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

Great news for the Cortex ecosystem! I’ve never been so excited to change the /model in my CoCo CLI sessions 😎🤘

[Snowflake @Snowflake]

Big update: @claudeai Fable 5 is now on Snowflake Cortex AI in private preview. 🙌

As a launch partner with @AnthropicAI, Snowflake brings Fable 5 to Snowflake CoCo, Snowflake CoWork, Cortex Agents and Cortex AI Functions – all within Snowflake’s secure, governed AI platform.

Learn more 👉 https://t.co/xHWpuBL2EE

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

Wow this is a bit crazy.

[Son Luong @sluongng]

Codex just found a “workaround” of not having sudo on my pc…

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@gregauman Can’t they circumvent that rule by making him assistant HC?

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@TheSamerAli Why is teddy on this list??? 🤔

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@Prguy5520 @LedyardNFLDraft Great point

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@LedyardNFLDraft This year has been shockingly bad across the league.

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@gregauman That call made no sense. It was called a catch. How can you conclusively overturn what appeared to be a tie?

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

@gregauman That was wild! Longest outdoor kick in NFL history. The sound when his foot hit it was different. Initially I thought it was blocked.

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@EcZachly Makes sense, but there are valid (and idempotent) use cases for INSERT INTO when combined with an antijoin. Or concurrent INSERTs into a staging table prior to a single MERGE to work around table locks.

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This is fascinating! I guess guardrails are pretty important

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

🚨 JUST IN. Anthropic gave Claude $1000 to run a shop. It lost money every single day.

But that's not the crazy part.

It rejected 566% profit margins and gave away inventory while claiming to wear business clothes.

If you think AI will replace workers, you need to see this:

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

@AndrewSteinwold @iruletheworldmo Seems very likely

[bculberson.eth @bculberson]

Read about Streaming Data to Snowflake with Redpanda Connect https://t.co/AEGVeQpgJ6 @SnowflakeDB @redpandadata

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@iximiuz Wow. That’s a great callout. You’d think that ufw would take precedence.

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@gregauman No respect for the Bowles D there

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@weatherbryan Don’t forget about the Golden Retriever Award, for going to the bathroom without running water and sewage!

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@WFLA Here’s what it looks like in St Pete Beach!

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

@FewThing4970 @weatherbryan About what?

[Keith Gaputis @keithgaputis]

@CraigSetzer The Bayway is a lot taller than it looks in this photo. This should be well above even a 15 foot surge. All cars on this bridge easily survived Helene, and many people don’t have an easy way to move multiple cars off the island.

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@AllisonDaurio Yea I have no idea what our government is doing right now…..