keith horley

if it hasn't got a sail or an engine, it's not worth owning

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@alongrusk @Good_Old_Blakey @iancollinsuk @TalkTV Closing speed would be, but impact is the same as 47mph into a wall. Look up the mythnusters episode. The impact damage here looks like the car was doing 20mph.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@DxLogistics well done your failure to find my house today (same place it's always been and not caused anyone else any issues) makes evri look like genius professionals.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@LinkedIn is there anyone at LinkedIn in support that can make a secondary email primary? Chat doesn't work and raise a support case is an endless authentication loop.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@BBCNews what the actual hell is going on with your sound levels on skyq (504)? Setting the volume so you can hear the newsreader means the whole house is deafened when your stupid countdown filler reel gets played. Again. Sort it out! It can't be that bloody difficult.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@RealJakeBroe Also referred to in the chimp paradox by Professor Steve Peters. Your inner chimp runs on emotions and seeks to justify actions after they have taken place. Your inner human weighs up the options and acts after consideration of the options.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@fasc1nate Sapporo is the nicest beer I have tasted. Simply delicious.

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@DyfedPowys This message seems to be encrypted

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My drinks holder is grumpy

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@EnvAgency instead of sending me reminders to licence my boat which is on its trailer in my back garden, why are you not sorting out the abandoned and now sunk boats on my stretch of the Thames at Walton?

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@FadeHubb I think she wants an ice cream

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@Channel4 @AdeAdepitan Poorly researched nonsense. As a supposedly responsible broadcaster you guys should be ashamed of this.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@EnvAgencySE Hi, when are you going to use your boat Loddon at Weybridge to do some useful enforcement?
There are idiots flying up and down the Thames creating huge wash every evening in overpowered boats at Walton. Never seen you out.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

Sooo, last minute dash Walton to Paris in old astra diesel. Did it quickly on 1/2 tank! Took in a show, crazy horse is very entertaining. But big news is FOUND 1LTR BOTTLES OF CANDY UP!
@autoalex have to say...very nice but Chocomel wins.

[keith horley @keithhorley]

Time to stop drinking RedBull.
Can't believe they're still doing business over there.

[Ukraine Solidarity Project @SolidarityUKR]

We just helped @RedBull launch their new global marketing campaign. It's surprisingly honest.

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@Karafalos @SurreyRoadCops @SussexRoadsPol Only if it was an African swallow....

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@MPSTeddington Well done, only a couple of hundred more to go!

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@leonparr18 @MPSTeddington @TLTeddington Just because yours is the same brand as the hired scooters doesn't mean you're insured. That's the difference, accountability and insurance.

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@rnli_teddington @groovyguavabean @AllchurchMatt @EmmaDPhotos Congratulations chaps! 👍

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@SuptAndyCox Hi Andy, is there anything you can do to track down these dangerous idiots and put them in front of a magistrate? https://t.co/aXmXsOcCRN

[keith horley @keithhorley]

@SurreyRoadCops Great defense van driver...Amber means stop too!