Keith Johnson

[Chadney @chadneylujan]

I don’t have time for you girl

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

we lost doug last night, and he just told me he woke up downtown this morning

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

my mom beat everyone in what do you meme last night, and she has read receipts turned on..fully convinced she's a closet millennial

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

currently have 4 fred meyer employees searching for packs of berry la croix throughout the store

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

@landforce maybe just the front nine 🤔

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

@DatBoyChadnay role model.

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

damn man everyone is out here havin' kids n shit, and i'm just over here excited af that i can finally use chopsticks

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

just realized that dougie emphasized a blank text last night

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

@DatBoyChadnay picture perfect

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

all i wanna see tn is asap derg doin' his old man two step and double fisting vodka crans while unforgettable is playing.

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

just got inside a random person's car thinking it was my uber 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

plz don't touch my aux cord

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

uber driver shows up 15 mins late and wants to talk..😌

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

@landforce debatable

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

did a last min switch of checkout lines & didn't even move while the other line completely finished..sums up my day perfectly

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

seinfeld is hilarious

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

i get really uncomfortable when my uber driver plays country music

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

just ran to the river & found myself in the beginning of an alt right protest, as i'm wearing a shirt that says "make love not walls"🤦🏽‍♂️

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

seein' all these snaps of college parties etc makes me feel old af

[Keith Johnson @keithyj_]

currently stuck in traffic and my uber driver has been playin' kidz bop singalong songs about how shitty the government is..help