Kellie Koerner

If you don’t like Doritos I don’t like you.

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@PantherHardball Hey! I know him 🤪

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Harper requested we change her name to Dorothy. Please respect her choice.

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Better find a Quiznos on this trip

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Been driving 23 minutes, Harper asks when’s dinner? #disneybound

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I’m just wondering if Trump does lose, will he even leave the White House without being escorted out?

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Who gives out dots for Halloween? So 2020

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@r_saunders15 God you’re old

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3 c-sections later I have ZERO ab strength.

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@MarCge_ I feel this deep in my soul

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Who actually thought Clare would be a good bachelorette!? 😬😳

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@MarCge_ This isn’t everyday?

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Gentlemen feel free to weigh in. What does one do sitting on the toilet so long your legs go numb? I’m like the jimmy johns of pooping, freaky fast. So I don’t understand. #whatareyoudoinginthere

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He got a baby tooth extracted today...

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@ii_meyer @Jlong21Long I’m telling Ryan it was most hits though...can’t be the one to break his heart 💔

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Ryan and Kyle are currently debating on who’s record is a better record..most hits or most RBI’s @ii_meyer thoughts?

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@ii_meyer You have a good point here. There is no I in team.

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Honest question: do lesbian couples’ cycles sync?

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I’m not understanding why everyone thinks Morgan wallen is so hot?

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@coxrae02 Whose aiden?

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@Matlock8 @CityofLeRoy All this time I thought my clocks were off