CurlyHeadedFuck

habitual inappropriate laugher, medium chunky, queen of last minute, lifelong failboat driver, dog enthusiast, nostalgia abuser, closeted rockstar

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@StreamOnMax And that’s a wrap for season 2!

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@DMcIntyreWWE did you know your biggest fan is 87 years old?? She was SOOOOO excited to see you win during #wrestlemania

[Jarrod Blon @JDBLivesonEarth]

Honestly @DMcIntyreWWE 1# fan
“That made my Easter!” -Nan ❤️ #WrestleMania

[Jarrod Blon @JDBLivesonEarth]

Honestly @DMcIntyreWWE 1# fan
“That made my Easter!” -Nan ❤️ #WrestleMania

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@bareMinerals @SparkleInMyEyes I used to wear golden nude 13, not sure what year but I have some leftover and it matches me perfectly. I don’t see any golden nude at all now; any advice?

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@FedEx driver behavior is simply unacceptable. This time they stopped at my house, and when I stepped out on the porch to help get my packages, they drove off. Then tracking states that I am the one who rescheduled the delivery. I’m so over it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@JustinTHaskins @TheMrMilan @chelseahandler You didn’t just post a tweet. You attacked someone else’s video… no one is shutting you down for screaming about how much you love your kid, bro. Also I love how you’re so obsessed that you’re replying to so many comments. What a sad life. Don’t you have a kid to attend to?

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

Follow up: it was my neighbor.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown just wanted to let you know that on my way to work at 8 AM I passed a traffic stop where a shirtless man began meth** fighting a police officer who eventually tackled him to the ground. **Meth is an assumption based on where I live.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

What just happened at #theoscars 👀

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@GovRonDeSantis @FLSurgeonGen You are a fool.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@GovRonDeSantis I hope you or your family do not die of Covid because of your ineptitude. “Covid theater” 🤦🏻‍♀️ come visit us in the hospital and find out just how much “masks don’t work.” You’re disgusting.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder Currently way behind and catching up, listening to mini side 222 and I ALSO USED TO IMAGINE A HORSE OUTSIDE THE CAR WINDOW ON TRIPS!!! Thought I was the only one.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@KarenKilgariff Catching up on episodes from the last year and on my way home tonight pulled over to a gas station to look for Nerds rope or sour spaghetti... thanks for that.

[Jim Tews @jimtews]

You’re right. It was Aunt Tifa

[Ben Kissel @BenKisse]

Banning Trump now is like taking the keys away from a drunk driver after they crashed the car

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@danielvankirk This had to be the easiest climb and he still fucked it up.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@90sWWE @JDBLivesonEarth

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

To the people who get picked and don’t follow the rules at @MyFavMurder live shows, the people listening at home later hate you too.

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown https://t.co/YcIWv6zZLL

[CurlyHeadedFuck @kel_jen]

@shaanananaaa The rides are awesome, I “meet” my friends to do classes together and we can see each other’s progress. The community is wonderful.