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Gunman: Oh no— *chuckles menacingly* —I’ve said too much

Charles Bronson: *shaking his head* You haven’t said enough

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@billyjarrettugh

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@AgingRanchHand

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@FuckedUpYogis @isaiah_bb

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@naranciagaming @poppychop Tom Cruise: “And you think I can actually do this?”

De Palma: “You’re *going* to do it.”

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@CentipedeMouse @leucocrystal “Tenderness can be just as abstract as insanity.” – David Lynch

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@thamosdeaf

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

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@knittedmugs @ArtsyMarx1st

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Flannery O’Zempic: The Weight You Lose May Be Your Own

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my question is, do i need to listen to the first 181 blinks to be able to understand blink-182?

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@suchnerve analogous with:

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@hecubian_devil an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone at all times and a total disregard for honesty?

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@realJaredGilman

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@suchnerve leftist by choice; man by accident

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@jenny2x4 “i don’t like the concept of unreliable narrators because why would the author think i’m unreliable?”

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@depthsofwiki @suchnerve

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@dieworkwear man goes to doctor. says obsession with fit, silhouette, and the intersection of color with semiotics of style has ruined his life. doctor says, “treatment is simple. derek guy is on twitter. go read his menswear tips.” man bursts into tears. says, “but doctor…i am derek guy.”

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@Partisan_12 @stargazerseye

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Yeah, I like PTA. Phantom Thread Anderson

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“more than likely” is such a usefully ambiguous phrase. “likely” already means greater than 50% probability, so exactly how much more is more than likely yet less than certain?