Me- “Taylor, look its the fair. Let’s tilt a whirl”
Taylor” ok lets eat first!
Me at my Fuji- “ I don’t think it’s a good idea to tilt a whirl after eating this!”
Can you imagine that ending?!? 🤮
Flea market, outback (plans for Walmart next) taylor says “ no kid, no curfew, no work tomorrow.. let’s see a late movie
Leaving the movie at 11:45
You drive, no you drive #sleepy#pastbedtime#canthang#nomorelatemovies
Love is a lot of things but lately, love is letting my kid watch the same movie over and over until it can be quoted. #newmovieplease#thegooddinosaur 🦖
Taylor to me: no offense, I don’t like when you cook because you can’t ever find the happy medium between raw and burnt! 😂 #sadbuttrue#atleastheshonest
Taylor- “I’m going to the store for a strawberry coke.”
Me- a strawberry coke? Gross! Arethose new?
Taylor- naw I’ll get us one
(Comes out with a Fanta)
Me- oh why didn’t you just say Fanta?
Tay- these are the best drinks to quench your thirst and it’s calorie free 😂