Tortured Millennial Dept

Pop culture + Politics. Elder millennial. Cyclone. Old Swiftie. Artsy. Meme curator. Depression + ADHD Club. A bit sweary. Midwest AF.

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

Right then. I’ll probably go down with the ship out of stubbornness but I’ve been trying to find a life raft so:

I have unlocked skies of blue, same name:

☀️kelalea

If you're looking for me on 🧵, someone else has my handle, so I had to add... [sigh] punctuation:

🧵kel.a.lea

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/Jb0j1LhLR3

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@RAYGUNshirts IT WAS FORETOLD

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

I have come to learn about Raygun, the Australian breakdancer, and my very first thought upon it is that the good people at @raygunshirts may not have survived the avalanche of possibilities. Their brains must have exploded like the Death Star.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This Olympics had everything. Simone Biles. Andy Murray. A woman called Raygun who taught us all how to dance. Horsey Dancing. The French. JK Rowling getting sued. An opening ceremony that people called Satanic. Horsey Dancing again. Covid. A pole vaulter with a massive penis.

[maya | NOAH TODAY 🐞 @folklorefrogs]

not the crochet erasure 😭😩

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

Also, hi, 61-0, a record 8 medals, something no team has ever done in the Olympics, ever. Beautiful. 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

#WBB #TeamUSA #OlympicGamesParis2024

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

Woke up in time to watch the last 59 seconds of a very close gold medal women’s basketball game and if this is the only Olympics I watched live this year, I’m happy. Waiting for the medal ceremony now. 😭

#WBB #TeamUSA #OlympicGamesParis2024

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

As someone who has been around since the dawn of the modern superhero movie…

@vancityreynolds (+ @RealHughJackman) you’ve truly outside yourself on this one.

Fucking legendary.

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

Snuck a #DeadpoolAndWolverine showing in my crazy-full weekend because I wanted to get in before I got hit with spoilers online.

It was a fucking TRIP and I recommend seeing it as soon as possible because I was unprepared in the best way and I want that for everyone.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Microsoft right now.

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@pho3nixwing @reckedmaserati I like danger noodles!

[snowglobe allie (swiftball era) @reckedmaserati]

@acquasotto AI eliminates the human experience which is quite literally what we connect with in art. Why the heck do we want some weird robot-generated content when there are living breathing people with skills and things to say about the world

[snowglobe allie (swiftball era) @reckedmaserati]

when are companies going to realize that consumers consider AI tacky. it’s not cute it’s not cool hire real artists to do the work they’ve been doing for centuries!

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

Hey @taylorswift13 now would be a good time to remind people to register to vote again

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

People being skeptical of my belief that this will be on Rep TV… and yet here we are. *takes drag on metaphorical cigarette*

[zadie ☆ | in da pitt! @cowboylikez]

incredibly devastating loss for everyone who says “guess who wrote this song!” 😔

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@marrvvi13n @folklorefrogs @RiniKat28 I mean I would be annoyed if I was going to display it in the case but I’m going to frame it separately so it doesn’t matter to me.

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@folklorefrogs @RiniKat28 If that doesn’t work let me know and I can send you mine (the case not the signed bit obv 😂) I really don’t need multiple of it

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@folkenzaround @reckedmaserati Sooo Imma need that yellow/red 1989 outfit as a sticker before I check out from RB. lol

[Tortured Millennial Dept @kelalea]

@taylornation13 Omg I finally got one 😭😭😭😭