kelly Alexandra

I'm just a girl, just an ordinary girl looking for the man who would walk a thousand miles to fall down at my door.

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@JimmyMcJagger someone ran out of drugs, shame.. Don't wake your parents stomping around

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@JimmyMcJagger you do know that involves you getting girls.. ;) pigeons are considered pests. Pests Jim.

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@HyperClutch @JimmyMcJagger @briangaar holy fuck, toad, all these years.. You've been bald!!!

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@mgeiger5 clevah gurl

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

Listen, I send #pooppics with the best of them, no judgement there.. But when there is no toilet paper, then I'm questioning your hygiene

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

NO I'm not "going to college", I'm cleaning out my car! Mind your bidness!Don't you have some tube sock to be misusing?! #teenageboys

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

When you have to smell test all your clothes.. Probably a good sign you need to do laundry

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

“@hughes_baby: @kelbee12 Kelly you can't diet you love food too much and I know this” it's only 8 and I have a butterfinger in my purse 8(

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@hughes_baby hey now went to gym for 20m today! Diet starts meow!

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@hughes_baby I tried to order a "chickfila" at McDonald's yesterday #fatgirlproblems

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

Well apparently it's NOT okay to warm up the inside of my sweatpants at the gym.. probably should have taken them off first?

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

Buying a lemon line 5hr energy instead of grape.. Best mistake I made this week!

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@emmasbitchass @kuel_dancer was going to throw the rest away, I may have finished it off!

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

I consider myself very generous and I'll share just about everything- but don't you dare ask for my last cigarette.

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

"I'm large and not in charge"

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

When I'm feeling rebellious.. Sometimes, I don't wipe down my gym equipment. #badass

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

Overheard my mom whisper to my dad, "it's working" after telling my brother I'll have to move out if it stays this cold in the house #fml

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

@KatiHaines haha and we are short a server.. Fml

[kelly Alexandra @kelbee12]

Wanna feel young again? Go get high and skip that class you paid 1500 for..