Kelby Ferrell

windows rolled up and my mind’s rolled down

[Kelby Ferrell @kelbyferrell]

Best advice I can give is listen to Willy Tea Taylor

[Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler]

If you think regulatory law doesn’t matter, stare at this bottle until you realize your error.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

God had no hand in this.

It was the dumb Boomers again.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@dudeimsad By far the coolest thing to ever happen. Sturgill is my favorite.

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

hiding it right under our noses this entire time

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

A lot of words to say he hates the Fourth Amendment.

Get a warrant!

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Kelby Ferrell @kelbyferrell]

@wilkins63 I’ve always felt similarly about trailers for movies, too

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Honest mistake

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

This country is so screwed up that the only politician to suffer consequences from the Epstein files is Thomas Massie…

…the guy who fought to release them. 💁‍♂️

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

saw a guy wearing a heavy metal tshirt that had a zombie on it. I wasn’t scared, though, i know it’s just ink on a cotton polyester blend

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

"All I'm saying Carmella is if the 'I' in AIPAC stood for Italian, they'd be calling it a mafia organization. A bunch of Italians in congress sending billions of dollars to Italy for military aid? We couldn't get away with that shit."

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

What’s MAGA now?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The year Michael Jackson wrote that song about Palestine is the same year the first accusation came out.

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…