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[James @CaucasianJames]

u ever look so good u just start barking at urself in the mirror

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

[The Black and Brown Coalition of PHL @blacknbrownphl]

This is the Philadelphia Police Department in 2020. Show the world this.

[✹ katie ✹ @k80eyes]

a relationship should be 50/50. he points out the cows when we’re driving, and i admire

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

the weirdest thing that happened to me this month was when a couple texted me selfies every night at exactly 3:29 AM

[kdot ➐ @just_kdot]

nobody:

me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

[rachel @_rparsons]

My wedding ceremony will be short and sweet. That way, we can all enjoy what we’re really there for...

The open bar.

[V @v222li]

why the curb get so close to my car when im driving bro like damn move out the way

[divinity @ojozdegata_]

Man who’s child is this 😂😂

[cam @thesadcam]

when is the last time I set a timer for a Jack’s Pizza? never, it’s instinctual. does a lion set a timer for when the antelope is fully cooked? no, the lion knows.

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

your apology needs to be as loud as your disrespect was

[✿ no duck @daisydadon]

i’ll admit that “affect” and “effect” be beating my ass

[Stringer Bell @ThatCaliSigma]

Moscato at 17%?! You had my curiosity but now you have my attention.

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

[Arely @arelygabriela_]

men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women